This blog post was initially written in November, 2010, and was subsequently mothballed because I thought it’d look ridiculously link-baity. It still does, however after the Demand Media IPO fiasco, a conversation with Stephen the other night and today’s J.C. Penney controversy, I feel much braver. So here goes, Google hates SEO.
Hot on the back of the announcement (sic) that Google has more than 10,000 data points for its SERP, I’ve made a decision. A bold decision.
Google hates SEO.
Contrary to my illustrious past of link bait titles (see #wolfstargate, social media monitoring is pointless etc) this is not a link bait post for the sake of link bait. It’s serious.
Let me take you back… Right back to 1998. Larry and Sergey, sat, joking around, talking about organising the web. Showing you what you want to see. Connecting you, the searcher, to the content that you’re looking for, by others, the publishers. Connecting the user to the content.
Now fast forward more than twelve years and millions of dollars of investment and now there’s a team of more than 22,000 people working on more than 100 products/services and generating more than $23billion a year. Connecting people to content. Making information accessible. Producing complicated (MIT complicated, not Nottingham Trent complicated) algorithms that connect a user to content. The right content.
Then, along came the search engine optimisers and ruined the party.
(For the uninitiated, search engine optimisation is (and don’t take my word, listen to Wikipedia) “the process of improving ranking in search engine results”.)
The job of your SEO agency is to drive your content/website up search engine ranking pages (SERPs) and you’ll pay the agency more the higher that they drive your content/website up the SERPs. Simple. Except Google already spends millions of dollars ensuring that the right content is displayed on those pages. Ensuring that people are connected to content. So what an SEO agency is doing is ‘gaming’ Google.
Google, the organisation that hires MIT PhD’s and Stanford computer science geeks.
And SEO agencies that are constantly playing catch up, guessing at any one of the 10,000 ranking metrics that Google uses to compile SERPs. Guessing.
How many SEO geeks does it take to work an MIT algorithm? It sounds like the worst type of geeky joke, but currently, hundreds of thousands of SEO ‘specialists’ are selling their wares claiming to give you ‘top three results’. Oh yeah, how? Maybe for a day or two, but in the long term? HOW?
So now let’s imagine this slightly differently. You’re Larry or Sergey and you’re investing a lot of money into complex algorithms to help connect people to content and every day someone is trying to game your product to display their content higher than your PhD’s think it should be.
Annoying, huh?
Now you see why Google hates SEO.